Peter was a normal guy. Happy, not much not little, normal. One day he found a productivity video in internet. He realized his life somehow was not productive enough. He followed a tip: “Get a good mattress. Quality sleep is the key to peak productivity!” And so, Peter did just that.
The new mattress was so cozy and warm. He got trapped in bed for most of the day! Oh, his productivity gone. “This is unacceptable” he thought. Time for an opposite strategy.
In order to cut down his time in bed he replaced his mattress with a bed of nails. No excuses. When the alarm rang, he practically jump out of bed. Alarms means relief now. He had the whole day ahead to be productive! But, surprise, he was exhausted. The productivity hours dropped even more.
And here we find Bloody Peter, walking tired, in zombie mode…
Lesson learned: Buy a good mattress and just sleep all day. Your life will improve.