Donuts are good

Why didn’t dinosaurs make spaceships? Their reptile brains couldn’t evolve to be expandable and develop technology to escape Earth, bla bla. But here’s a sweeter mystery: Why didn’t they make donuts?  

Do you really need a highly evolved brain to create these delicious delicacy? Turns out, no other animals ever made donuts. So I deduce that donuts require a special mix of abstraction and fine culture.

Let’s celebrate this unique human achievement Keep the donut light shining! Don’t listen to those who say donuts are bad—obviously they just don’t understand the essence of life.