Sumo fan number one

Takana-san, 96 years old, was a die-hard sumo fan. He never missed an event, always sit in the front row, close enough to feel the sweat fly. His doctor had long warned him: 

“Takana-san, no smoking and definitely no sitting in the front row.”

One day there’s going to be a disaster.

And sure enough, that day came. Out of nowhere, a sumo wrestler lost his balance and toppled right onto Takana-san. Boom! Kaput. Instant flattening death.

But that didn’t stop him from keeping his dream. “If you push hard, nothing can stop your goals,” he remembered from some random motivational quote on the Internet. He had already bought season tickets, after all! So, with a newfound determination, our dear Takana-san picked himself up (or rather, peeled himself off the floor), a little flatter and definitely more 2D than before, and kept going to every sumo event. He was as happy again.

However, fate wasn’t done with him yet. Some time later, calamity struck again. This time, not one but two sumo wrestlers—400kg each—crashed down on our poor, flattened friend. Oh! Total annihilation. Double KO. 

And that was the end of Tanaka-san.